Blues dent United title hopes by inflicting disappointing floss

Don’t you hate it when you arrive at the football and remember you haven’t brushed your teeth? No? Never experienced that. This Chelsea fan has.

He remembered his shades for this 4pm kick-off on an autumn day, and he didn’t forget his toothbrush either. Although he did wait until the 84th minute before doing those around him the favour of freshening his breath.