Come in number 11
Marseille youngster Hatem Ben Arfa had a nasty wardrobe malfunction at the weekend. Preparing to come on as a substitute, Ben Arfa stripped off his tracksuit to reveal that he was masquerading as team-mate Mamadou ‘Pixie Lott’ Niang.
Cue much hilarity and a quick sprint for the kitman to reunite Ben Arfa with his number 10 shirt. It doesn’t do the footballers are thick stereotype when it turns out they can’t even read their own names.
Spotted on The Offside