You can thank The Independent for putting that thought in your head!
Pardon me if I’m not 100% up on the situation but don’t Arsenal need a striker with some ability in the air?? Though he’s got oodles of pace I don’t think Bellamy’s much of a threat on crosses and set pieces.
Arsene’s paying for a neck transplant. Once a normal human neck is in place, Bellamy will actually be 6ft 3in.
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