Kitman: Get your World Cup body armour in your national colours!

Posted by - January 13, 2010 - International, Kitman

Because all the best parties require knife-proof vests

If you are heading to the World Cup this summer, then don’t forget to put your order in for Protektorvest personalised body armour. The company is proudly selling its range of World Cup-themed stab vests starting at $69.95. And you can add your country’s flag to the front for an extra $2.

Protektorvest promises to donate $1 from each order to knife crime charities.

While the smiling model (seemingly not wearing a vest) and ‘Enjoy the game’ slogan paint a nice picture, the implicit ‘by not getting stabbed’ does put a bit of a dampener on things.

OTP’s particular favourites include the Japanese design, which looks either like a bullseye target or like the vest has failed and blood is pouring out of a giant circular wound. Oh, and we also like the ‘FREE HUGS’ stab vest they offer!

What are you waiting for?

Spotted on The Offside