Patrice Evra – not the sharpest knife in the drawer
How not to congratulate your team-mate on his two HEADED goals
It is hardly a footballing secret that Patrice Evra is as daft as a brush. Nonetheless, deciding to roll out the shoe shine celebration when Wayne Rooney’s two goals did not involve so much as a scuff on his boots is still pretty funny.
A pointer for Patrice after the jump.
Polish his head next time!