Don’t Turk yourself seriously
Playing in Turkey doesn’t play quite as well as the Premier League, so Lucas Neill has been topping up his wages by showing off his acting skills. He and Arda Turan are clearly both keen linguists: each talking in their native tongue and the other understanding perfectly without any translation.
Neill gets off quite lightly, avoiding both the comedy wig and dodgy dancing. His team-mate doesn’t fare quite so well.
Thanks to OTP reader Ulaş Gürşat for the spot.