Wayne Rooney’s dubious crotch stain

Posted by - April 1, 2010 - Hard Tackle, Manchester United, Oddballs

Urghhh!
rooney-crotch

The endless photos of the bottom half of Wayne Rooney’s body that were taken yesterday threw up this particularly gruesome image.

Let’s hope that a calamitous mid-air incident involving some wind turbulence and a yoghurt is the perfectly innocent explanation.