Spurned Alexandre Pato formulates plan to deafen Brazil squad with vuvuzela

Posted by - June 10, 2010 - Oddballs, South America, World Cup

Dropped striker plots vuvuzela attack

Brazil striker Alexandre Pato, who did not make Dunga’s 23-man squad, has revealed he will be watching his side play while brandishing football’s most dangerous instrument.

The AC Milan star said: “I’ve got my vuvuzela and I’m going to watch Brazil become world champions. I’m sure Brazil is not going to lose. I’m here with my vuvuzela for Brazil and I’m sure Brazil is going to the final and is going to win it.”

Has he refused to miss out on the commercial gain of the World Cup and become a vuvuzela salesman?