1. I wish we could conclude what was going through Zdravko Kuzmanovic’s head when he conceded a late penalty, but we still have no idea what he was thinking.
2. Congratulations to Asamoah Gyan for breaking the record for the world’s longest goal celebration.
3. The award for most appropriate World Cup benchwarmer goes to Neven Subotić.
4. You would be gutted if you had spent a fortune on a World Cup ticket and then found out you were sitting behind this guy.
5. It wouldn’t be a great surprise to see Kevin Prince Boateng turn up with this on the back of his shirt for Ghana’s next match: