Crazy footballer has crazy house
With his (briefly) raspberry ripple Audi, Grannygate and a host of other examples of bizarre behaviour, we know Stephen Ireland has a funny way of doing things.
So it is no surprise to discover that his interior design has all the taste of a cardboard sandwich. Starting with the Baz Luhrmann Suite. As well as the Romeo and Juliet fish-tank wall, Ireland also has a personalised ‘Ireland’-emblazoned black pool table.
We would love to tell you that this is the master bedroom, but alas it allegedly belongs to Ireland’s daughter. We’re not entirely convinced.
No footballers mansion is complete without the furry white chair with arch.
Ireland does have an indoor swimming pool, but at that size it’s barely worth mentioning. Perfect for a morning dip in your Superman Speedos.
And finally, here it is in all its tacky splendour.