Van Basten, Rooney, Yeboah, Zidane, Scholes… I am sorry. This is the new tekkers yardstick
I promise it’s not because i’ve been keeping it from you. Although I also admit i have simply been watching it and watching it.
So let’s get this straight. You’re a professional footballer. You look like Russell Brand but with short hair. And now you have scored the best volley I have ever seen. I don’t like Andy Gray, but Tik-a-boo son.