Because I have too much time on my hands
Our first entrant has been all over the papers recently. It seems that it is impossible to read a story about Rafael Van der Vaart and actually see a picture of him rather than his missus. So why argue with that?! It must be admitted that she bears more than a passing resemblance to Sarah Alexander of Coupling fame. I was around 15 when Coupling came out, but the less said about that the better.
The second of our offerings was made famous to me by definitely not watching the new Toy Story film:
To be fair, the Spanish Football Federation will probably forgive Vincent his sabbatical after Spain’s performance this year.