Lost property request at Oxford United
Jumpers for goalposts and all that
If one story this season reminds you of the difference between the Premier League and League Two, please let it be this.
Oxford United launched an appeal on their website after the weekend game against Morecambe:
One of our supporters has reported the loss of a personal item following Saturday’s home match with Morecambe. The item – a light blue sweater – was lost around Row K, Seat 75 in the South Stand Lower after the end of the game. Any supporters with information regarding the missing item are asked to contact the club on 01865 337500
It is quaint, it is sweet, it is village. And I am patronising.
Looking forward to Manchester United’s next appeal: Lost on Sunday morning, a large amount of dignity. If found please return to a W.Rooney.