“Nice boots.” Yeah, if you say so
Come on, Nike! It’s a bit obvious, isn’t it? The only surprise is the lack of rhinestones and perhaps some stonewash, ripped denim ankle protectors.
They’re called the CR7 Safari.
While football’s most metrosexual man might be the perfect fit for these boots, we would have preferred a more abstract launch. Give them to Johnny Heitinga or something.