The Manchester Nike score has been vandalised with a death threat to Wayne Rooney. A poster of Rooney at the shop front has been emblazoned with the message: “JOIN CITY AND YOU’RE DEAD.”
Aside from the overall hatred and concerning content, you have to be generally impressed with the grammar. Your average graffiti yob would probably have opted for ‘YOUR’ rather than ‘YOU’RE’. A better class of psycho in Manchester, it appears.