Wayne Rooney’s Spanish for beginners

Posted by - October 19, 2010 - Lists, Manchester United

A quick guide to Wazza’s probable new lingo

With a move to Spain looking increasingly on the cards for Wayne Rooney, OTP decided to smooth any possible transfer to Real Madrid by helping Wazza with a few key words and phrases that he might need in his new life abroad.

1. Prostituta – Prostitute (duh!)

2. Abuela – Grandmother

3. Una vez un azul, siempre un azul – Once a blue, always a blue

4. Lo siento, Coleen – I’m sorry, Coleen

5. Pasar, Cristiano – Pass, Cristiano

6. Guiñarle el ojo – To give a wink

7. ¡Vete a la mierda, árbitro! ¡Vete a la mierda! ¡Vete a la mierda! ¡Vete a la mierda! ¡Vete a la mierda! ¡Vete a la mierda! ¡Vete a la mierda! – F**k off, ref! F**k off! F**k off! F**k off! F**k off! F**k off! F**k off!

8. Mi tobillo está bien – My ankle is fine

9. ¿Dónde está el burdel más cercano, por favor? – Where is the nearest brothel, please?

10. Es bonito ver cómo tu afición te abuchea – It’s nice to hear your own fans booing you

  • OmegaSupreme

    LOL. very good.

  • pele

    realyy laffing me ass off, very very funny

  • fdavo

    What’s with the grandmother translation?

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    this is too much for a beginner. Rooney probably needs to know just the first and ninth ones.

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