Striker Grant Holt was the hero of Norwich’s Old Farm derby victory over Ipswich yesterday as he bagged a hat-trick. What’s more, he did it in style with some truly fetching facial hair.
OTP reckons he would be very much at home as a detective in Hot Fuzz. We also think there’s a very good footballing lookalike in there, but we haven’t worked out who it is yet. It’s not quite Sam Allardyce and it’s not quite Micky Quinn.