Never let it be said that Liverpool is the best place to buy your fruit and veg. Not judging by the prices on display at Anfield yesterday, anyway.
This joker had penned a suitably bizarre banner and decided to launch an attempt to get himself on TV. And it was mission accomplished as Daniel Sturridge came on as a second half substitute for Yuri Zhirkov.
Whatever happened to a simple ‘Hello Mum’?