In no particular order, the stories that we’ve enjoyed over the last year

1. Gareth Barry, Joe Hart, Adam Johnson and Shay Given get plastered in student digs

2. Jack Rodwell forced to launch Everton’s new kit even though his mummy told him not to take his clothes off at the request of strange men.

3. Kenyan journalist just makes up interviews with Arsene Wenger. And not very well.

4. Morrocan goalkeeper’s penalty FAIL!

5. Joachim Loew picking his nose and eating it during England v Germany (may contain traces of vuvuzela)

6. The naughtiest names at last summer’s World Cup

7. Javier Hernandez and his very dubious past

8. Gary Lineker poos his pants on the pitch.

9. Manchester City’s cricket team XI

10. The Premier League Cabinet

Christmas bonus: The OTP Nativity

That was very tricky to compile and we are bound to have missed out one or two classics. If you’ve got a particular post in mind that we’ve overlooked, chuck the link in the comments section.