Double assistant ref FAIL
Our American cousins like to do things a bit differently. Take this video, for instance. Try to ignore the mind-boggling pitch markings (no wonder all the players look pretty ponderous – they’ve no idea where the touchline is).
Now try to work out why the linesman has got a whistle. When you have figured that one out, let us know if you can decide why he is wearing what – even from a distance – looks to be a particularly ropey toupee.
Then tell us he doesn’t get his comeuppance!