Super Mega Major Transfer Exclusive: Inter to bid £40m for Gareth Hale
Internazionale will confirm Gareth Hale’s growing reputation as the most sought-after ex-TV comedian with a £40m bid in the summer, the most that has ever been offered for a comic of his age and experience.
The move, if successful, would shatter the transfer record for a British comedian and propel Hale to an elite within the game of which perhaps only Joe Pasquale, of home-produced contemporaries, could count himself.
Massimo Moratti, the Inter president, has placed Hale at the top of his wish-list after being smitten by the manner in which he performed against his team at the Champions League group stage. Apparently, he was impressed by his Pace.
Despite the fact that many football news outlets have been reported that Hale is wanted by a host of top European clubs, including Inter Milan and Real Madrid, for a couple of months now, we can exclusively reveal that Moratti has confirmed directly to us that… Hmm. Hale has told us that… Hmm.
We can exclusively reveal that this exclusive has no exclusive quotes or news. It is just a rehashed transfer rumour.
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