Sticks and stones will break my bones
As you may have read, yesterday OTP rather wound up Monsieur Savage by suggesting that he may be out of touch with some of the working class fans that pay to watch him at Pride Park.
It is time to admit that I, Daniel Storey, then took upon it to contact Savage on Twitter, purely with the intention of prizing some more glorious soundbites. Surely as a kid we must all have poked at an animal with a stick to try and get it angry?
It is fair to say that Robbie was not, on the whole, appreicative of my efforts. I will answer each charge in turn.
Go and have a party with your followers in a phone box pal! zzzzzz
Although clearly touch my the familiarity assumed by the word ‘pal’, I fear that Robbie was mocking my mere 50ish followers. Hey, I’m new to this game, and I do prefer to stick to the mantra “Followers does not equal friends”. Anyway, Robbie had earlier told his followers to unfollow him: “press unfollow you eggs” so I didn’t think it would bother him that I had so few. If you do want to be patronising it’s @Daniel_OTP.
Put the bentleys model wife in designer clothes in as well pal and that your jealous
I know, I know, but don’t worry. I will help you, the reader, over the stumbling block of punctuation and grammar. Essentially the message is that I am jealous of the Bentley’s, designer clothes and model wife. I don’t drive and I actually do own some decent stash. The wife sure, but I’m 25 Robbie. Surely I have got time on my side?
And are you any relation to jimmy hill!!! Lol lol
And that one hurts. You have really cut to the core of me. I won’t put a headshot of me up, but I am really not that unnattractive. He is insinuating that I have a big chin, but the joke’s on him because it’s actually the dimple than possibly gives it an air of the comedy. And the double lol at the end. Jesus, mocked by the Savage. And I know what you’re thinking… should have gone back with a hair gag.
Mate get a life! I love mine!
No further questions, your honour. I am a broken man.
Thank God he didn’t find out that I’m a Forest fan. Dodged a bullet there.