Par for the course?
It’s the first half of what has so far been a drab game. It is a huge match for your club, against the striker who left you less than a week earlier.
Your captain plays the ball across to you, and puts it on a plate for you two yards out. So what do you do?
a) Put him home, receiving the plaudits from fans, colleagues and pundits
b) Inexplicably flob it against the bar
Maxi Rodriguez, hand your head in shame.