Tottenham’s Gareth Bale forced to strip for serious undershort violation

A load of pants

Spurs star Gareth Bale had to treat the White Hart Lane faithful to a peek at his Y-fronts after falling victim to a FIFA directive on the colour of undershorts.

At a recent high-powered meeting of football’s governing body it was reiterated that “if undershorts are worn, they must be the same main colour as the shorts”. Bale foolishly took to the field wearing white cycling shorts underneath his navy blue shorts.

Referee Mike Dean forced Bale from the pitch until he had completed his striptease and removed the offending item.