People always cite Paul Scholes as the perfect footballing role model (reckless lunges aside), and so he proved last night. Scholesy has been doing a lot of outreach work with Manchester’s headless community.
In fact, one headless – or cranially deprived as the ever politically correct Scholes would have us call him – joined the veteran midfielder as an invited guest to last night’s Champions League victory over Chelsea.
Alternative joke: Gary Neville found the misfiring Fernando Torres’ performance so hilarious that he laughed his he… what do you mean you’d already got to the punchline?
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