You cannot be Adrian Serioux
Hello! What have we here? It’s former tennis bad boy John McEnroe finding the net for New York Cosmos in a celebrity five-a-side tournament in the Big Apple.
McEnroe shows good movement around the court to get his noggin on a back-post cross and gets his name on the scoresheet.
Spotted on Pies (who’ve already nabbed the ball over the line/chalk dust gag)