International Man of Mystery, Andrey Arshavin, celebrated his assist for Zenit St Petersburg team-mate Vladimir Bystrov to score against CSKA Moscow by standing on his torso.
Shortly after his goal, Bystrov hit the deck with an injury. On-loan Arsenal flop Arshavin took the opportunity to deliberately trample all over him. Bystrov was clearly in some discomfort – as you would be if someone jabbed their bodyweight into you through football boot studs – and was immediately subbed off.
Answers on a postcard if you know what Arshavin’s up to.