Vugar Guloglan oglu Huseynzade is a hero, and that will never change.
Azerbaijan Premier League side FC Baku recently sacked former Olympiakos defender Bozdar Bandovic due to their position within the relegation zone.
Former European footballer of the year Jean-Pierre Papin applied for the job, and has previously managed Strasbourg and Lens. However Papin was overlooked in favour of Huseynzade, whose CV includes ten years of playing Football Manager.
The new gaffer (presumably still pinching himself), has taken it all in stride and believes that he can take FC Baku to the Europa League in three years. And if it all goes wrong, he promises to not take over at another side and offer huge amounts for FC Baku players in a bid to raise transfer funds.
Seriously though, alongside Kim Kardashian’s underwear advisor, that is the zenith for teenage boys. Vugar has completed life.