Michael Owen received a lot of stick last night for his dreadful Mo’, and rightly so. There were hints that he had dyed the offending item or let something die there.

Michael Bridges, however, takes no f*cking prisoners. The former Leeds and Sunderland striker, now playing for Newcastle Jets with Emile Heskey, has firstly gone for the handlebar option. First tick.

However, he then propels himself into moustache fame by demonstrating his loyalty to the blue and red strip worn by his club, turning his facial hair into a Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat-style effort.

It really is glorious.

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