For each day of advent (or up until the 21st) we will be looking at the club shop of each Premier League club to pick out the strangest or oddest gift.
Today is the turn of Newcastle United, and the winner is chosen ahead of a bottle of strawberry syrup of the same brand to that drunk by Demba Ba, which is priced at a ridiculous £10.
Some might say that the Toon Army are perhaps too passionate, looking to display their love of the clubs at all times. And that theory is rather played out by these beauties, a pair of Newcastle United suspenders, available at the spectacular price of £25.
What says I love you this Christmas more than making the missus wear sexy lingerie with your club emblem emblazoned across her genitalia.
They are available in XL, though I’m not saying anything.