John Terry sends his half-naked photo to millions
Oh he’s a good sport isn’t he!
John Terry may be out injured at the moment, but he remains in our minds and hearts by sending out photos like these to his Twitter followers via Instagram.
I’m not sure why he seems to be semi-erect in nappy-like underwear, but presumably noshing your team-mates wives and girlfriends loses its buzz and you have to constantly strive for satisfaction.
I’ll let you create your own captions in the comments section…