Oh Arsenal, how you are mocked so.

With the club once again suffering a quiet transfer window (spending £9million on a left back because Kieran Gibbs is injured and Andre Santos is bloody awful), some clever prankster has created a fake eBay account for the club.

Positive feedback for purchases has been left by Alex Ferguson and Sheikh Mansour, whilst Barcelona FC have left negative feedback has been left for a “Versatile African unit – going for a Song.

The latest item for sale is an Andre Santos, listed for just £0.99 but with no current bids. Given that Arsenal paid £6.3million for the Brazilian, that’s quite a loss.