Chelsea’s players aren’t doing the business on the field, but club sponsors Samsung are making sure that they bleed them dry off the pitch with a series of adverts for the electrical giant.

A couple of weeks ago we brought you news of Fernando Torres’s baking efforts, and this week it is the turn of Brazilian Oscar.

He takes a Samsung heater and uses it to melt down a block of ice into the shape of the lion that appears on Chelsea’s club badge.

Our vote is for John Terry to be up next, using a Samsung smartphone to arrange orgies and bukake parties.