Wayne Rooney took the train journey down to London for tonight’s friendly with Brazil as the perfect opportunity to hone his broadcasting skills.

His England team-mates Leon Osman and Leighton Baines were the new Paxman’s first victims.

The interview starts very much like a Garth Crooks interview. But once Wazza’s into the swing of things he’s soon uncovering all sorts of fascinating facts:

- Osman hasn’t been on a train since the late 1980s.
- He has loves the train since watching Thomas as a kid.

He does try to spice things up towards the end with an Ashley Cole vs Leighton Baines question.