Playing tiki-taka with the interwebs

Uber-pundit Gary Neville knows everything. Here’s his guide to assassination [YouTube]

Carlos Tevez, Gareth Barry, Edin Dzeko and Samir Nasri could all be sold by Manchester City this summer [Guardian]

Young Athletic Bilbao fan not pleased by Fernando Llorente’s impending move to Juventus [101GG]

Brad Friedel inherits his boundless energy from his mum, who’s still teaching PE aged 70 [Express]

Was The Times’ Oliver Kay caught out by a spoof article posted on a French football blog? [Guardian]