Why do Joey Barton’s team-mates need two eyes?
In case he uses a cigar to burn a hole in one, of course.
The Marseille midfielder has been telling the world about his golfing exploits after bagging a hole in one during a round yesterday.
Barton tweeted: “1st ever hole in one today. 186yd par 3 into wind. 6 iron, perfect shot, pitched 8 inches from the flag past hole, spun back and straight in.
“Only about 8 people in the golf club after, so quite a cheap round. Happy days. Balls getting framed. #holeinone #delighted.”
His brother took a video of his walk over to the hole to confirm that Barton had nailed it.