Photo: Wayne Rooney celebrates away from his Man Utd team-mates

Posted by - August 18, 2013 - Manchester United

In case anybody was still unsure about Wayne Rooney’s current levels of happiness a Manchester United, he provided this rather neat illustration during yesterday’s victory over Swansea.

Rooney was alone in splendid isolation as the rest of United’s team celebrated.

To be fair, it was a surprise to even see him on the pitch, let alone involved in two goals, but there’s no doubt he was not a happy chap.

Perhaps he was particularly grumpy because he had to spend the first half with his balding head pressed against a Regaine advert.