This just about sums up Arsenal’s shambolic performance at Borussia Dortmund tonight.
Substitute Lukas Podolski was told to prepare to come on with his side 2-0 down.
But he couldn’t find his shin pads.
The Germany international had a rummage around the bench and asked him team-mates to check their seats.
In the end he had to borrow Mesut Ozil’s shin pads, which – luckily for him – probably weren’t very sweaty.