Rob Parker | March 10, 2010
Gunner finds his accuracy
Now we know why Nicklas Bendtner didn’t take his shooting boots to the match last weekend - he was saving himself for last night’s match against Porto. The Arsenal striker came in for yet more criticism in the wake of his string of missed chances against Burnley, but found the perfect remedy [...]
Rob Parker | February 27, 2010
Arsenal youngster suffers horrific injury
Arsenal midfielder Aaron Ramsey suffered a suspected broken leg in Arsenal’s 1-3 victory over Stoke City. The Welsh youngster was caught late by Potters’ defender Ryan Shawcross as the duo went for a 50/50 ball leaving his leg in a sickening state.
The Stoke defender was sent-off for the tackle.
Arsene Wenger [...]
Rob Parker | February 18, 2010
Arsenal defender keeps his scoring ‘run’ going
Sol Campbell has two goals in his last two Champions League games after his header against Porto last night - but his previous goal came 45 months ago. The centre-back’s last appearance in the competition came in the 2006 final against Barcelona.
He was on target that night despite Arsenal [...]
Rob Parker | February 18, 2010
Pre-match puff FAIL
Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger left himself open to a healthy dose of we told you so from the club’s supporters after going out of his way to praise keeper Lukasz Fabianski before his howlers in last night’s Champions League clash against Porto.
Many Gooners have made no secret of their desire for Wenger to [...]
Rob Parker | February 12, 2010
Tiny Russian misses winning goal
Andrey Arshavin has been moaning that he missed Arsenal’s winning goal over Liverpool on Wednesday night. The pint-sized Gunner had been substituted with a leg injury before Abou Diaby found the net. And in what sounds like a complicated mash-up game of hide and seek, doctors and nurses, and a treasure [...]
Rob Parker | February 11, 2010
Arsenal perfect the gang rape celebration
Abou Diaby scores the winner in last night’s crucial clash between Arsenal and Liverpool. He tries to run away to celebrate but is pushed to the floor by Theo Walcott. The England international then pins the goalscorer down while Cesc Fabregas moves into position between Diaby’s legs and wriggles around [...]
Rob Parker | February 11, 2010
Spurs midfielder gets merked (and Rio’s nowhere to be seen)
Either Range Rover has cut its advertising budget quite dramatically, or else Jermaine Jenas got well and truly owned by these Arsenal fans. The cheeky Gooners stuck their club crest on the front of Jenas’ car.
Despite the best attempts of a nearby builder, the midfielder seemingly [...]
