Colin Kazim Richards transfer-listed over team sex orgies

Rob Parker | December 12, 2009

Coca Cola Kid could be on his way back to Blighty

Turkey international Colin Kazim Richards has been put on the transfer list by Fenerbahce over claims he organised hotel orgies with three team-mates. The former Sheffield United has been put up for sale along with Vederson, Fabio Bilica and Santos.
Coach Christoph Daum has said there [...]

Blackburn assistant Neil McDonald finds victory over Chelsea affects his ability to judge bad taste

Rob Parker | December 3, 2009

Rovers management team have heart-to-heart

Blackburn assistant manager Neil McDonald’s good taste deserted him after his side’s shock Carling Cup victory over Chelsea. McDonald is in charge of first-team affairs while boss Sam Allardyce recovers from heart surgery. But the stand-in is worried he is developing cardiac problems of his own.
He said: “I’ll hurry him back [...]

Reasons why Chelsea fans wish Gael Kakuta was still suspended

Rob Parker | December 3, 2009

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Peterborough fans take extra swine flu precautions at Blackburn

Rob Parker | October 28, 2009

Fans turn up wearing masks that don’t feature Eric Cantona’s face

These Peterborough fans obviously worked out that the swine flu outbreak at Blackburn, plus the official warning that spitting is spreading the virus, and the fact that they could find themselves close to El-Hadji Diouf meant that they were at substantial risk of getting sick!

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Late Blackburn owner Jack Walker decked out in Burnley colours for derby day

Rob Parker | October 16, 2009

Rovers’ statue given the Claret treatment

A statue of former Blackburn Rovers owner Jack Walker has been decorated in a Burnley shirt and trimmings ahead of this weekend’s Lancashire derby. Walker, who died in 2000, bankrolled Rovers’ glory years of the mid-1990s.

El-Hadji Diouf escapes parking fine in his ridiculous ‘car’

Rob Parker | October 13, 2009

Blackburn star parks his truck where he likes

El-Hadji Diouf enjoyed his lunch at a Manchester restaurant and also took advantage of convenient parking facilities by ditching his gold-plated gas guzzler in a loading only bay. But the Blackburn forward avoid a parking ticket (presumably because the vehicle is so inconspicuous that the traffic wardens missed [...]

Burnley fan’s 50-mile away trip to his own doorstep

Rob Parker | September 29, 2009

Away from home

A Burnley fan who lives near rivals Blackburn Rovers’ ground has been told he will have to make a 50-mile away trip to Ewood Park for Saturday’s Lancashire derby.
Jason Taylor is the victim of tight restrictions on the movement of away fans following the violence at the recent West Ham and Millwall game. [...]