Top five Carling Cup final conclusions

Rob Parker | March 1, 2010

1. Wayne Rooney’s knee flu sounds really nasty. I’m sure Sir Alex Ferguson has a sneaky plan afoot, I just don’t know what it is yet (except that it probably involves Rooney not playing for England).
2. Wayne Rooney’s head is quite incredible. Peter Crouch must be fearing that his uses in the England squad are [...]

Carling Cup Final Live Blog: Manchester United v Aston Villa

Rob Parker | February 28, 2010

Join in the OTP banter as United and Villa battle it out at Wembley
Carling Cup Final Live Blog: Manchester United v Aston Villa

Dwight Yorke: ‘Women and nights out better than playing for Manchester United’

Rob Parker | February 27, 2010

Ex-United striker happy with his trade-off

Dwight Yorke has revealed he stands by his party animal lifestyle despite the fact it cut short his Manchester United career. Ahead of the Carling Cup final between two of his former clubs, Yorke has said he would not swap his fun and games with the ladies for more time [...]

Aston Villa player banned for selling Carling Cup final tickets on Facebook

Rob Parker | February 5, 2010

You have been touted by Nathan Baker. Tout him back?

Aston Villa have banned youngster Nathan Baker from attending the Carling Cup final after he was caught selling his ticket allocation on Facebook. The 18-year-old, currently on loan at Lincoln City, was flogging the tickets - which were supposed to be for friends and family - [...]

Craig Bellamy hit by a coin, very nearly knocked out by a bottle

Rob Parker | January 28, 2010

Other beer companies try to muscle in on Carling Cup

Manchester City striker Craig Bellamy clutches his head after being hit by a coin while the invisible man pours beer into the wound. Or something like that.
The Welshman was clearly in a bit of discomfort after being struck by a coin thrown by a Manchester United [...]

Video: Carlos Tevez’s goals and ‘respectful’ celebrations against Manchester United

Rob Parker | January 19, 2010

R.E.S.P.E.C.T - find out what it means to Tev

Carlos Tevez returned to haunt Manchester United with two goals for Manchester City in the big Carling Cup semi-final derby. No over to Carlos to talk you through this video:
“It’s normal for me to celebrate a goal, but if I score I will do so with respect [...]

Blackburn assistant Neil McDonald finds victory over Chelsea affects his ability to judge bad taste

Rob Parker | December 3, 2009

Rovers management team have heart-to-heart

Blackburn assistant manager Neil McDonald’s good taste deserted him after his side’s shock Carling Cup victory over Chelsea. McDonald is in charge of first-team affairs while boss Sam Allardyce recovers from heart surgery. But the stand-in is worried he is developing cardiac problems of his own.
He said: “I’ll hurry him back [...]