Jose Mourinho remembers where Roman Abramovich usually sits

Rob Parker | March 17, 2010

Inter Milan boss revels in his return to Stamford Bridge

Jose Mourinho was able to hand-deliver a very special message to the man who booted him out of the Chelsea hot-seat last night. Mourinho’s Inter Milan side won a scrappy game 0-1 to go through 1-3 on aggregate.
Highlights after the jump.

Time for AC Milan squad to be pensioned off

David Hardy | March 11, 2010

Not-so golden oldies

Manchester United were superb last night. Wayne Rooney in particular was a real handful and unquestionably will be at the centre of any would-be English World Cup success in the summer (fingers crossed he stays fit!). But surely a few questions must be asked of an ageing AC Milan? The seven-time champions of [...]

Kitman: David Beckham loves United, hates Glazer

Rob Parker | March 11, 2010

Goldenballs dons gold-and-green

After the disgraceful hostile reaction to his arrival on the pitch last night, David Beckham (ever the populist) sought to win back over those seething Manchester United supporters by wearing a green-and-gold Love United, Hate Glazer scarf at full-time.
They just don’t like you, David, and they can see straight through your publicity stunts. [...]

Video: Nicklas Bendtner helps Arsenal cruise past Porto

Rob Parker | March 10, 2010

Gunner finds his accuracy

Now we know why Nicklas Bendtner didn’t take his shooting boots to the match last weekend - he was saving himself for last night’s match against Porto. The Arsenal striker came in for yet more criticism in the wake of his string of missed chances against Burnley, but found the perfect remedy [...]

Top five conclusions Inter Milan 2-1 Chelsea

Rob Parker | February 24, 2010

1. Diego Milito should contact Max Clifford. He is the latest to have done John Terry.
2. Sod’s law for Chelsea: Petr Cech gets what appears to be a serious knee injury in an innocuous looking fall, Hilario miskicks about six consecutive kicks and escapes unscathed.
3. Lucio was absolutely superb for Inter.

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Jonny Evans’ positioning lets him down…

Rob Parker | February 19, 2010

… at half-time

Sir Alex Ferguson has revealed that centre-back Jonny Evans felt the super-turbo setting of his hairdryer setting after sitting in the wrong place at half-time. The Northern Ireland international had given a very shaky first-half display against AC Milan, but Fergie insists Evans was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Reports [...]

Sol Campbell’s consecutive Champions League goals

Rob Parker | February 18, 2010

Arsenal defender keeps his scoring ‘run’ going

Sol Campbell has two goals in his last two Champions League games after his header against Porto last night - but his previous goal came 45 months ago. The centre-back’s last appearance in the competition came in the 2006 final against Barcelona.
He was on target that night despite Arsenal [...]