Jose Mourinho remembers where Roman Abramovich usually sits

Rob Parker | March 17, 2010

Inter Milan boss revels in his return to Stamford Bridge

Jose Mourinho was able to hand-deliver a very special message to the man who booted him out of the Chelsea hot-seat last night. Mourinho’s Inter Milan side won a scrappy game 0-1 to go through 1-3 on aggregate.
Highlights after the jump.

Video: John Terry’s autograph apology to Wayne Bridge

Rob Parker | March 6, 2010

Sign if you’re sorry

Chelsea skipper John Terry was the victim of a wind-up attempt to trick him into apologising to Wayne Bridge by a cheeky autograph hunter. The fan tried to convince an understandably sceptical Terry to sign ‘To Wayne. Sorry’ when he asked for his autograph!
Thanks to OTP readers Tom Commins and Matt Fairgrieve [...]

Kitman: I haven’t slept with Ashley Cole t-shirt

Rob Parker | March 4, 2010

England fan very proud of his t-shirt

This England fan at last night’s win over Egypt seemed at great pains not to get himself caught up in a tabloid storm by going as far as wearing an I haven’t slept with Ashley Cole t-shirt. It’s not Masterstepz, is it?
Anyhow, I wonder if Cheryl would like one.
Spotted [...]

Juliano Belletti catches his nanny pulling a sicky at Brazil v Ireland

Rob Parker | March 3, 2010

Reasons why skivers shouldn’t carry banners #754

Chelsea’s Juliano Belletti was left holding the babies last night after the nanny who usually looks after his two children phoned in sick. The Brazilian utility player used the time to sit back and watch his national team play against Republic of Ireland at the Emirates Stadium.
And who [...]

Premier League Name Translator: #14 Henry Hilary

Rob Parker | March 1, 2010

Cutting through the exotic monikers of Premier League imports so you can judge the player, not the name

Sadly, this suddenly first-choice keeper’s name doesn’t directly translate as ‘Hilarious’ - that’s just his performances, which are hilarious whatever language you speak.
That’s right, Henrique Hilario is Henry Hilary.

‘Do Are Ya? John Terry’s cocky mohawk

Rob Parker | March 1, 2010

Panto villain gets a trim

Can a haircut be arrogant? Well, this one was. John Terry has been the centre of tabloid attention for weeks (Ashley Cole’s alleged indiscretions aside). The big clash with Manchester City and Wayne Bridge was always destined for intense media scrutiny, but was also potentially the beginning of the end for [...]

Video: Wayne Bridge shuns John Terry’s handshake

Rob Parker | February 27, 2010

And who can blame him?

Wayne Bridge decided against shaking the hand of John Terry as Manchester City faced Chelsea at Stamford Bridge this lunchtime. Captain Shay Given led the Citeh players along the line of Chelsea’s players and Bridge, the penultimate Citeh player, did not take-up John Terry’s offer of a handshake.
And Bridge had the [...]