Everton gaffer’s wishlist
Dear Santa,
This year I would like:
- Some cotton wool to wrap Tim Cahill in
- Marouane Fellaini to cut his hair so I can see the rest of the midfield (actually forget the cotton wool - I’ll wrap Cahill in Fellaini’s hair)
- Michael Owen, to add to my injured strikers collection
Thanks,
David
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Everton’s midfield general is a midfield colonel
What is the correct slang term for the north African equivalent of the Wafro? An Arafro? Nevermind, these pair are both rocking the look, whatever it is called.
Have yourself a holy yellow card
Steven Pienaar showed that he shares Kaka’s religious views if not quite his footballing prowess by celebrating his winning goal against Tottenham yesterday in a ‘God Is Great’ vest. Kaka famously celebrated winning the Champions League in an ‘I Belong To Jesus’ t-shirt.
We are making the big assumption that Pienaar wasn’t simply trying to impress the Evertonians and it did not say ‘But Big Dunc Is The Greatest’ on the back! We can also assume that God is sponsored by Umbro, God is now commissioning the Everton kitman to spread the word, and that Steve Bennett is going straight to hell for persecuting Pienaar with a yellow card!
Tags: Everton, football, god is great, pienaar t-shirt, soccer, steven pienaar, Tottenham
Fulham defender gets touchy feely in the box
We can only assume that cheeky Fulham man John Pantsil got a little confused when Roy Hodgson told him to cut out any balls at the near post!
Tags: Everton, football, Fulham, funny football, Hard Tackle, john pantsil, soccer, yakubu, youtube
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