Rob Parker | March 17, 2010
Footballer on the rampage
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These crazy scenes feature John Negodi, a Cameroonian footballer who plays for Payam Khorasan in Iran. Seemingly their defeat to Tarbiat Mashhad didn’t sit too well with him and caused him to charge around the pitch like a headless chicken (if headless chickens punched or headbutted anyone they happened to encounter).
Spotted on [...]
Rob Parker | March 17, 2010
Latics’ Villain
Wigan youngster James McCarthy has long been touted as a very promising football talent, and his own goal against Aston Villa last night was certainly a bit special. The Republic of Ireland international managed to pick out a volley as the ball dropped from the sky in the penalty area, and neatly put the [...]
Rob Parker | March 16, 2010
Red Devils take on quick-fire competition
What do we learn from this?
1. Ryan Giggs is still the master.
2. Wayne Rooney is actually rubbish.
3. Gary Neville must have been aiming for the corner flag.
4. Darren Fletcher is a cheat.
Rob Parker | March 16, 2010
Disgraceful Portsmouth player headbutts Stevie G’s elbow
Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard was forced to elbow Portsmouth’s Michael Brown in the head in self-defence during last night’s Premier League clash. The England international was left with no choice but to lash out to protect himself after clearly becoming threatened by Brown’s very aggressive running line.
Rumours of a [...]
Rob Parker | March 15, 2010
Spurned midfielder’s revenge on Jose Mourinho?
Inter Milan’s Sulley Muntari hit back at his manager’s decision to make him play just 10 minutes of their game against Catania – by taking just 85 seconds to get sent off!
Well, that’s the only explanation I can find. It’s either that or he has to go down as one [...]
Rob Parker | March 15, 2010
Guest speaker: Roberto Mancini
Today’s Manchester City training session will largely consist of a lecture by Roberto Mancini entitled Why You Don’t Celebrate Late Equalisers Against A Team You Want To Beat When There Is Still Three Minutes Remaining.
The Italian performed extracts from his lecture following Adam Johnson’s stunning goal against Sunderland yesterday. You can see [...]
Rob Parker | March 12, 2010
Brand Bullard in the ascendency
Jimmy Bullard is the star of this excellent spoof of cheesy 1980s Wash & Go shampoo adverts. The Hull midfielder - not exactly renowned for his luscious locks - doesn’t take two bottles into the show: he uses Wash & Go.
He said: “I remember the original Wash & Go ad [...]
