Roy’s letter to Father Christmas

Dear Santa,

Roy

Fulham defender’s dive against Stoke

Here is Fulham’s John Paintsil feigning injury after a non-existent headbutt from Stoke’s Ricardo Fuller. Fine and a ban please.

Fulham defender gets touchy feely in the box

We can only assume that cheeky Fulham man John Pantsil got a little confused when Roy Hodgson told him to cut out any balls at the near post!

He may be England’s saviour, but he is a smelly saviour! Here is Bullard in his Peterborough days attempting to conduct an interview. Unfortunately, he happens to let rip shortly before the first question and the interview descends into farts farce.

Read this, make your mind up and leave a comment once you have decided. In the meantime, here is the man in action.