Rob Parker | February 17, 2010
Pat to the future
Manchester City midfielder Patrick Vieira signalled he is settling back in to life in the Premier League with his first nasty foul. The Frenchman planted his studs into Stoke midfielder Glenn Whelan’s nuts in a petulant challenge.
Arsene Wenger said: “I did not see the incident because… oh, nothing to do with me [...]
Rob Parker | October 19, 2009
Gary Neville and his balloon hit Liverpool’s title ambitions
At last, the Liverpool balloon thrower is unmasked, and it doesn’t look like he has quite the Scouse connection we first thought!
Rob Parker | October 15, 2009
Mission: Impossible 4 - Rafa Benitez’s office
This is so good that even the butt of the joke loved it and re-tweeted it!
Rob Parker | September 21, 2009
Fergie invents the Kangaroo Skank
All the cool kids are doing the Kangaroo Skank, folks. Well, Gary Neville is trying but he lacks Fergie’s experience. Give him time and he will be busting moves just like his uber-cool manager.
Ferguson does have a track record of dodgy pitchside dances, but we think this might just be the [...]
Rob Parker | May 22, 2009
Everything must go
Newcastle United and Sports Direct owner Mike Ashley is preparing to get his summer sale under way just as soon as his club’s relegation is confirmed. And he has got a novel way of shifting some unwanted stock!
Rob Parker | May 7, 2009
Tom!!!!
We’ve already brought you the hilarious GIF of Michael Ballack chasing referee Tom Henning Ovrebo at the end of last night’s Champions League semi-final between Chelsea and Barcelona. Since then a whole host of people armed with decent computer software and a warped imagination have set to work re-imagining the scene through the eyes of [...]
Rob Parker | May 7, 2009
Benny Hill meets the Discovery Channel
Michael Ballack: part past his prime midfielder, part bear. Here he is chasing referee Tom Henning Ovrebo down the touchline after his appeal for a last-gasp penalty for handball by Samuel Eto’o was turned down. He genuinely seems to be very close to mauling the guy to death.
The ref is [...]
