Rob Parker | March 18, 2010
Becks tries unusual methods to speed up recovery
Only kidding - this picture was taken before the ruptured Achilles tendon. That’s why Becks is smiling instead of trying to drown himself in the bathwater.
This is the latest tantalising snippet of James Corden’s sketch for Sport Relief, following his aerobics workout with the Manchester United squad. This [...]
Rob Parker | March 11, 2010
Just hold me, Wayne
Gary Neville enjoyed a very homoerotic goal celebration after Wayne Rooney’s opening goal for Manchester United against AC Milan last night. All the United team wanted to dance around with the hero, but the skipper wanted to leap into his arms, rest his head against Wayne’s and just cuddle.
A truly tender moment.
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Rob Parker | March 1, 2010
Madrid gets a new set of Goldenballs
Karim Benzema and a member of the Real Madrid coaching staff enjoyed this rather intimate moment in full view of the watching public at a recent open training session.
Spotted on 101GG
Rob Parker | February 12, 2010
FA backs down on gay viral
It seems the FA commissioned this anti-homophobia advert, but have now backed down on its release. Although it claims that the project is merely on hold, some cynics are suggesting that the FA has found itself out of its depth and are quickly doggy paddling back to a safe heterosexual [...]
Rob Parker | February 12, 2010
Pompey provide City with a stiff test
Thanks to OTP reader Tom Commins for spotting this rather peculiar post which looks like it might descend into a jousting match.
Rob Parker | February 11, 2010
Arsenal perfect the gang rape celebration
Abou Diaby scores the winner in last night’s crucial clash between Arsenal and Liverpool. He tries to run away to celebrate but is pushed to the floor by Theo Walcott. The England international then pins the goalscorer down while Cesc Fabregas moves into position between Diaby’s legs and wriggles around [...]
Rob Parker | January 19, 2010
Hot action from the Reebok
Premier League penalty box action or gay p0rn for the visually impaired? Only Match of the Day commentator Simon Brotherton can truly answer that question.
