Rob Parker | March 15, 2010
More touchy feely orange hands than an old school Tango advert
Ex-Hull City manager Phil Brown has wasted no time in getting back to work after being given the shove. The permatanned managerial legend is now cruising the streets in his Tiger-themed massage wagon.
Rob Parker | March 15, 2010
Dropped by letter?
Phil Brown has been banned from talking to Hull starlet Tom Cairney after receiving a letter from the player’s lawyer. The 19-year-old’s legal representative wrote to Brown after the club attempted to open negotiations about extending his contract, which has one year remaining.
Brown said: “Tom has taken advice from an unlicensed and unregistered [...]
Rob Parker | March 12, 2010
Eye of the Tigers
When he is not washing his hair, Jimmy Bullard loves going for a stroll in the park to fight with his team-mates. At least that is what he was up to yesterday, when he and Nick Barmby dodged the dog poo to scrap it out.
A witness told The Sun: “The lads were [...]
Rob Parker | March 12, 2010
Brand Bullard in the ascendency
Jimmy Bullard is the star of this excellent spoof of cheesy 1980s Wash & Go shampoo adverts. The Hull midfielder - not exactly renowned for his luscious locks - doesn’t take two bottles into the show: he uses Wash & Go.
He said: “I remember the original Wash & Go ad [...]
Rob Parker | March 8, 2010
Toffees boss awards his side an extra goal
Everton manager David Moyes caused some sniggering in the post-match press conference when it emerged he had last track of the score during his side’s thrashing of Hull City. In fact, Moyes needed a bit of convincing that the game had finished at 5-1 and not 6-1 as [...]
Rob Parker | February 1, 2010
Now you see him…
When you make a mistake like needlessly keeping the ball in play allowing the opposition to score, sometimes you want the ground to swallow you up. Or the advertising hoardings.
Hull’s Stephen Hunt got the latter against his potential new club Wolves. The Republic of Ireland international neatly backheeled the ball to set-up [...]
Rob Parker | December 12, 2009
Coca Cola Kid could be on his way back to Blighty
Turkey international Colin Kazim Richards has been put on the transfer list by Fenerbahce over claims he organised hotel orgies with three team-mates. The former Sheffield United has been put up for sale along with Vederson, Fabio Bilica and Santos.
Coach Christoph Daum has said there [...]
