Rob Parker | March 9, 2010
Real Madrid defender’s kinky celebration explained
Sergio Ramos grabbed a goal against former club Sevilla at the weekend and rolled out a rather bizarre goal celebration involving a V-sign and nipple-rubbing.
Never ones to turn down an investigative analysis of some nipple-rubbing, our pals at Dirty Tackle sought to get to the bottom of the matter and [...]
Rob Parker | March 1, 2010
Madrid gets a new set of Goldenballs
Karim Benzema and a member of the Real Madrid coaching staff enjoyed this rather intimate moment in full view of the watching public at a recent open training session.
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Rob Parker | February 23, 2010
C-Ron’s Real success set in stone
Talk about winning the fans over quickly. Cristiano Ronaldo has obviously had an immediate impact at Real Madrid if this 10 metre high statue is anything to go by.
In fact, the replica Ronaldo was put in Plaza de Ramales for an advert shoot. And if the statue is up for [...]
Rob Parker | February 19, 2010
Tel shoots some hoops
Thierry Henry really sets himself up for these things, doesn’t he? After the season he has had, you would think his advisers would be advising against publicly endorsing sports that are heavily reliant on the use of hands to succeed.
But no, they packed him off with a film crew to pick up [...]
Rob Parker | February 9, 2010
Valencia squad share an in-joke
Valencia’s Portuguese defender Miguel would probably rather be starting matches than sitting on the bench. But if he wants to force his way into coach Unai Emery’s line-up, he might consider not getting caught mocking him on TV.
As Emery stalked the touchline clapping enthusiastically at anyone and anything, Miguel nudges his [...]
Rob Parker | February 5, 2010
Proof that chubby ginger people can be fast too
The race might sound as unlikely as the Cristiano Ronaldo v Bugatti, but the results are equally surprising.
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Rob Parker | January 25, 2010
The flailing elbow of C-Ron
Cristiano Ronaldo picked up the second red card of his fledgling Real Madrid career for elbowing an opponent in the face. Malaga’s Patrick Mtiliga was left with a broken nose after the incident.
Fortunately for Ronaldo, he had already secured all the points with his two goal, including a strike from 20 [...]
